Fun tip: you can end any argument (and most friendships) with “That may be true, but in a larger context the sun will expand to engulf the earth.”
It will be a beautiful day when academic departments have all the money they need and the administration has to hold a bake sale to hire another consultant.
But who would have thought the old man to have had so much juice in him?
I may be a historian, but my heart is with the archaeologists.
They said they’ll give it back after conservation.