It’s not a fetish thing, unless wanting your partner to be cozy and comfortable is a fetish.
(Yes, there are plenty of places where mid-February is plenty warm enough. I don’t live there.)
According to the restraining order, St. Patrick must stay at least one month away from St. Valentine.
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.
It’s so hard to find the perfect gift: flowers, chocolates, teddy bear, war with France. How do you pick?
Happy Valentine’s Day! And remember, if you’re going to beat and behead someone today, do it safely. Wait, that didn’t come out right…