Saints

According to the restraining order, St. Patrick must stay at least one month away from St. Valentine.

Rewrite

It’s a little hard to get your hands on, but if you can find Muirchu’s Life of Patrick, I heartily recommend giving it a read. It reads like a hagiography written by one of those people who thinks a narrative version of his and his buddies’ Dungeons & Dragons campaign would be the coolest idea ever for a novel.

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