Castle

Do you know how hard it is to get zoned for a moat in this neighborhood?

F-word

The first rule of medieval history is: you don’t talk about feudalism.

The second rule of medieval history is: you don’t talk about feudalism.

Hearts

It’s so hard to find the perfect gift: flowers, chocolates, teddy bear, war with France.  How do you pick?

Mad

On the other hand, when the mad mathematician threatens to divide by zero, I think it’s just a ploy for attention.

Circular

In the trial by water, the point was not to kill the accused.  If they sank and were thereby proven innocent, they were supposed to be pulled out before they drowned.  Some did die, true, but only by accident.  I wish we could say the same about today’s trial by cop.

 

Yeah, this one’s a little angrier and less funny than usual.  We’ll get back to the funny stuff next time, I promise.