Classics

The greatest achievement of modern scholarship may have been taking a literature full of stabbing, racy sex, and dirty jokes and making it stultifyingly boring.

Shakespeare

Cordelia is off the family plan.

Ghosts

Scrooge is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. It gets tense.

If the Ghost of Christmas Subjunctive were there it would change the mood.

S&S

For Sense and Masochism you’ll have to try a different website (but I’ve seen enough of the internet to be pretty sure you can find it… *shudder*).

Fairy Tale

There’s never a good peasant women’s collective around when you need one.