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Disagreement

The number one reason why professors assign their own books for class reading is not ego or profit but because everyone else’s books are wrong!

Doctor

Before I entrust you with the care of the most fragile parts of my body, please do me the courtesy of demonstrating that you are aware of what century we live in.

Valhalla

And Odin sent forth the Valkyries to choose which warriors would get a blue check mark…