Lara Croft, tomb inspector.
As his dietician said: “There is nothing you like to eat which I cannot simply take away.”
This is pretty much the only way I can compare myself to Indiana Jones.
“At first I could see nothing, the hot air escaping from the chamber causing the candle to flicker. Presently, details of the room emerged slowly from the mist, strange animals, statues and wood – everywhere the glint of wood…”
And what about Mel Brooks movies? Won’t somebody please think of the Mel Brooks movies?!