Job description

But dead people are just so much more interesting than the living kind!

Puns

“Hey, our department rocks!”  *Baa!*  *Sproing!*

Details

It’s not that the details aren’t important, but once you’ve got the details worked out, your job is only half done.  Calling a list of facts “history” is like calling a heap of sheet metal and bolts a “car”.

Useful

History 101: Staying the F*ck out of Russia in the Winter

Lines

If I said you had a beautiful interpretation of Marxian theory, would you engage in dialectic with me?