Impostor

Any day now they’re going to realize I’m not actually a cartoonist.

Absolutely

This New Year’s, remember to drink responsibly.  Or else.

Vomitorium

Now, frat houses may be an exception, but that’s what they are: an exception.

Irish

I’m not sure whether to blame Irish spelling on Irish drinking or Irish drinking on Irish spelling.

Tortoise

But first he has to drink half of what’s left in his glass…