Candy

If you don’t parent yourself, who will?

Capital

The law of supply and demand is not “If I demand something, other people have to supply it.”

Round

I’m still looking for the “Columbus faked the Hispaniola landing” conspiracy theory folks.

Trip

I don’t want to have to boldly go where no one has gone before.

Box

“Well, our algorithm is perfectly rational and unbiased–why, the suburban middle-class white male engineers from southern California who designed it told me so themselves!”