Medea

Two women and two men sit at a table
Woman: “Now, I think my client has been very reasonable, considering that she isn't poisoning your cheap little tart, murdering the kids, and flying out of here in a chariot pulled by fuckin' dragons, so I think you can be reasonable and let her have the beach house, Dave.”
Caption: Medea went on a successful second career as a divorce attorney

I am continually disappointed by my inability to escape unpleasant social situations in a chariot pulled by f*ckin’ dragons.