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She (holding dresses on hangers): Hey, did you want me to wear anything special for our Valentine’s date night?
He (shaving): Wool socks.
She: … Wool socks?
He: A woman is not sexy unless she is happy, and a woman is not happy if she is cold.
She: So, you’re saying…
He: In the middle of February, wool socks are sexy as hell!

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