A timeline showing two lines. “No social media to record forever the stupid stuff you did as a teenager” decays just as “Get a free lifetime email account when you go to college so you can easily stay in touch with all the people you used to do stupid stuff with” begins. The overlap between them is labeled: I graduated high school.
Caption: Sometimes I marvel at the fact that out of all of human history, I had the luck to born at exactly the right time for this.