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A (shouting out window): Listen up, 2021! I’ve got five kinds of hand sanitizer and twenty different masks! I can wash my hands well enough to perform surgery and make a four-course meal out of canned corn and an old potato! I have the civilian police complaints board bookmarked and the county elections board on speed dial! I tip 50% at my local Cuban restaurant and I’m on a first-name basis with an Uber driver who I’m pretty sure used to break kneecaps for the KGB!
JUST YOU TRY AND START SOMETHING, BUSTER!
JUST YOU FUCKING TRY IT!!
B (browsing phone): I don’t know about 2021, but I’m terrified of you.

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