According to the restraining order, St. Patrick must stay at least one month away from St. Valentine.

3 thoughts on “Saints

  1. Hmmm … Would a saint, even an Irish one, say “motherfecker?” I also wonder, being a Catholic monk, perhaps he’d say “materirrumator,” or even “Qui incestos, cum matre sua?”

    • If you go by Patrick’s Confessions, he seems like the kind of guy who would have no trouble saying “motherfecker.” If you prefer Muirchu’s Life of Patrick, he would say something unintelligible and give the snakes a stern look, whereupon the snakes would burst into flames and shoot up into the air to explode like fireworks. Take your pick.

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