History

Nothing funny today. I’m sorry. I’m just not in a joking mood. If you want jokes, you’ll have to go somewhere else today.

I’ll be back to comedy next week. Until then, a history lesson.

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14 thoughts on “History

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  2. Some things in life are bad
    They can really make you mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse
    When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
    Don’t grumble, give a whistle
    And this’ll help things turn out for the best
    And…

    Always look on the bright side of life
    (Whistle)
    Always look on the light side of life
    (Whistle)

    If life seems jolly rotten
    There’s something you’ve forgotten
    And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing
    When you’re feeling in the dumps
    Don’t be silly chumps
    Just purse your lips and whistle – that’s the thing
    And…

    Always look on the bright side of life
    (Whistle)
    (Come on!)
    Always look on the right side of life
    (Whistle)

    For life is quite absurd
    And death’s the final word
    You must always face the curtain with a bow
    Forget about your sin
    Give the audience a grin
    Enjoy it – it’s your last chance anyhow

    So always look on the bright side of death
    (Whistle)
    A-Just before you draw your terminal breath
    (Whistle)

    Life’s a piece of shit
    When you look at it
    Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true
    You’ll see it’s all a show
    Keep ’em laughin as you go
    Just remember that the last laugh is on you

    And…
    Always look on the bright side of life
    (Whistle)
    Always look on the right side of life
    (C’mon Brian, cheer up)
    Always look on the bright side of life
    Always look on the bright side of life

    (Worse things happen at sea you know)

    (I mean – what have you got to lose?
    You know, you come from nothing
    – you’re going back to nothing
    What have you lost? Nothing)

    Always look on the right side (I mean) of life

    (What have you got to lose?
    You know, you come from nothing
    – you’re going back to nothing
    What have you lost?)

    Always (nothing!) look on the right side of life

    (Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say
    Cheer up ya old bugga c’mon give us a grin!
    There ya go, see!)

    Always look on the right side of life…
    (Cheer up ya old bugger)
    (C’mon give us a grin!)
    (There ya go, see!)

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